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Libary

badkidsjokes:

a blonde walks into a libary “CAN I HAVE A CHESEEBURGER” she shouts at the top of her lungs
"madam this is a libary" the libarian says
"oh sorry" she whispered "please can i have a cheeseburger"

Worms

badkidsjokes:

docter docter i have worms in my garden

i dont care cant you see im busy

you are doing youre nails.

Harry Potter

badkidsjokes:

Hermione: I’ve got to be clear here, I really like you Harry,but…
Harry: I like your hairy butt too.

Bacon

badkidsjokes:

what do you call 2 pieces of bacon in your bum?

a bacon butty.

Soup

badkidsjokes:

Mommy, Mommy! What’s a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup
Mommy, Mommy! I don’t like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month

Old Lady

badkidsjokes:

why did the old lady shout ?
Because some one hit her with a stick!

Breakfast

badkidsjokes:

My Mum put me on a diet and said ”you are what you eat!”
i was confused
i said ” but i dont remember eating a sexy beast for breakfast???”  

Dusty

badkidsjokes:

your house is so dusty the vaccum cleaner got asma

Camels

badkidsjokes:

mum; we can eat camels you know honey
dad ; SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS

Fireman

badkidsjokes:

What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?

Hose A and Hose B

Pink

badkidsjokes:

what is pink and hangs up your pijamas

your mother

Tacos

badkidsjokes:

what happens when you eat 100 tacos and 500 foooodz?

poop

John

badkidsjokes:

John has 32 cookies he eats 28 of them what does he have


diabetes

XBOX

badkidsjokes:

Your mum is so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX Live

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