The Last Princess
Lyzzi. 21(Tequila?) Bass. Drawing. Beeves.
a blonde walks into a libary “CAN I HAVE A CHESEEBURGER” she shouts at the top of her lungs
"madam this is a libary" the libarian says
"oh sorry" she whispered "please can i have a cheeseburger"
docter docter i have worms in my garden
i dont care cant you see im busy
you are doing youre nails.
Hermione: I’ve got to be clear here, I really like you Harry,but…
Harry: I like your hairy butt too.
what do you call 2 pieces of bacon in your bum?
a bacon butty.
Mommy, Mommy! What’s a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup
Mommy, Mommy! I don’t like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month
why did the old lady shout ?
Because some one hit her with a stick!
My Mum put me on a diet and said ”you are what you eat!”
i was confused
i said ” but i dont remember eating a sexy beast for breakfast???”
your house is so dusty the vaccum cleaner got asma
mum; we can eat camels you know honey
dad ; SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS
What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?
Hose A and Hose B
what is pink and hangs up your pijamas
what happens when you eat 100 tacos and 500 foooodz?
John has 32 cookies he eats 28 of them what does he have
Your mum is so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX Live